Ystävänpäivää!

My dachsies were my only true firends. Other bitches just stabbed in the back. My lover he left me alone again. My dachsie would never do that.

The dachsies are humans in dogshells. They are just the much better of kinds. If you treat them well they will show you the very best time of your life.

Dachsie meine dachsie. The best canine under the sun. Called "wiener or "sausage" or "hotdog". We know that you`re number one.

                                                

                                          Bitch!